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Follow-Up — Anthems in Cockney

Hello, dear The Guardian,

Not the 'Save the Queen', but something else i found me here there,
Do we need a new National Anthem? Whether you're a republican, atheist or just someone with good taste, our national anthem is a dreadful dirge. The tune is more likely to send you to sleep than stir any feelings of pride, while the words barely mention the nation at all. first, for the four lands (Wales, England, Scotland, N. Ireland), "I Vow to Thee",
oi beu tə di, mi kantri, o:l ə:fli fiŋz əbab!Oi beu tə di, mi kantri, o:l ə:fli fiŋz əbab,
əntoir en o:l en pə:fekt, də sə:bəs ob mi lab;
də lab det eks nau kuescən, də lab det stend də test,
det lai əpon di o:lta də diərəst en də best;
də lab det neba fo:lta, də lab det pai də prois,
də lab det maik endo:ntəd də foinəl sekrəfois.

en de z ənaba kantri, oi z ə:d ob loŋ əgau,
maust dia tə dem det lab ə, maust grait tə dem det nau;
ui mai not keunt ər a:mi:z, ui mai not si ə kiŋ;
ə fo:trəs iz ə faiffəl a:t, ə proid iz safəriŋ;
en saul b…

BƏRGƏR KIŊ BI:GƏN OR PLANT I:TƏN DER

hau it kud bi mai beli ful so su:n it ga:t? bərgər kiŋ
had indi:d so moc sui:tnis for me:kən os ful an kli:nli
in dat it kom from ni:dər kau nor cikən na:t at a:l nau,
dat iz, di* apəl pai dat so sui:t an big it uoz in tru:θ, an
den də haʃ braunz litəl bot so maiti tə me:k os uel fed,
an at last der uoz frenc to:st stiks. uot uondər dem hiər** ies!
it iz in dis ə maiti ta:t θiŋ, dat iz, dat ui smartər
ʃud i:t os nau ebriuer, so mor fo:ks si hau nau su:nist
eniba:ti*** get startid at də bi:gən ue:z, də tru fu:d,
də harmlisist, də gri:nist, tu, az ənebride θiŋ nau.

sa:ŋfut x x / x — / x x / x — // x x / x x / x — / — 
*one with 'apəl'
**same as 'hir', but as two word-bits
***-i long
header 'burger king vegan or plant eating there'
Vegan at Burger King?! Really? | | PETA Written by Beth Silvia A version of this post originally appeared on peta2.com . OK, OK. Whether it's the accessibility and affordability or just that you're hangry-once in a while, drive-through fast fo…

JƏPAN BLA:SƏM GADƏRƏN

MIDNAIT HAIKU:Z OR TANKƏZmidnait, də ku:lər fi:l an, i:bən if 
     les nau uiθ a:l də uelkən sik,
it z əlaib uiθ də haiue:z endlis an
     otərli deθfəl, an i:bəl din
uen də ui:lz de z spi:tən op toərdz də
     gre:tər hit, an hi:t dat də taird
uelkən kən a:l no əbaut. o soc an 
     la:ŋ sadnis əl kom tu os an it!
ai z raitən in dis nu:nis an for də
     freʃnis an, mi gri:n, ai hapi se.
uot tru:li z eni betər dan gri:n? bot an
     nau it z bin a:l kild in ebriuer
a:lmo:st, uen in tru:θ, uen it z den sadli 
     tu moc ar mait, ui do:n cu:z tə
si, o:nli tə bi hapi blaind in fe:kli
     gre:t uelθ—dis it z mor a:l bro:k,
bot, bai də ga:d, ui stil uondər at
     də grasiz, də uaildz baunsən op priti!

note the even lines they's the haikus. each twosome it's the tanka.
A:BE:CE HAIKU SA:Ŋ
iz də fərst mark for a:l ro:mən an Be du kom an nekst for os tu, də maindz. Ce iz gud an ar θərd an də priti tu. De iz an les bot i:bən sternər an Ekom an me:k os it ə bit sa:ftiər. Ə iz ə bit dom an i:bən dol bot it…

Epistle on Me Being Tired With Brexit News & Them Maybe Not Wedgy Enough

Hello, dear The Guardian,

It's so many other things that Welshland (i's giving Britain that name, to make us mind 'bout Arthur, the Celts, & the Welsh & Cornish tongue (English started in the mainland, needless to say, but all Celtic was killed by Latin there))—that it should worry about, like, ending itself its awful kingship, & keepin' itself its many speech-kinds alive, from the West Country English, to the Scots, & the many tongues, from Welsh to Gaelic, & lastly, ending itself any headship sparing, or 'austerity' (maybe see Brexit: austerity tipped balance towards Leave, new study suggests). In truth, we can say so for many other Europe lands, but if in one no kingship, then it end itself any too big headship its, not sparing, but streamlining, i guess.
No more queen nor king No more 'standard' english No more spending cuts To end, i think that the Brexit thing is utterly meaningless, when i's been hearin 'bout it, but no…

Follow-Up — List with This Year's Main Film Manwhores & Whores

Hello, dear DisneyCBSComcastWarnerSony, & Viacom , Liemongers & Greed Hearts,

This is a list for this year, with all the hot folks, the main filmplayers, also called stars,

note Robert Downey Jr. (old) ain't handsome, nor Tom Cruise (weirdnosed), nor Jack Black (fat). IILupito Nyongo is most handsome, in truth, but not for the folk, that only like 'em by now euro shapes. Denzel Washington is too old, needless to say. III Bohemian Rhapsody mashing itself pixieboyhood with true life is sickening, i guess, & everybody in it your an everyday unpretty welshlander, 'stereotypical ugly british man'—FILTH (my own thoughts from looking at the 'trailer'.)

spring List of 2018 box office number-one films in the United States - Wikipedia
Dwayne Johnson,Karen Gillan, Jumanji: Welcome to the JungleNaomie Harris, RampageDylan O'Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Maze Runner: The Death CureJames Dornan, Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades FreedChadwick Boseman, Letitia Wrigh…

Colombia Opening Venezuelan Migrants Camp — Fox/AP News as Mini-Epic

Colombia opens camp for Venezuela migrants as exodus swells Colombian authorities moved homeless Venezuelan migrants to a soccer field filled with yellow tents and cots Tuesday, as the number of migrants fleeing their nation's economic and humanitarian calamity continues to rise.here read/sung thru (it's at night, so my throat went cool & soft, not truly epic, i guess)


Colombian authorities moved the homeless
Venezuelan migrants to a soccer field
Filled with yellow tents & cots Tuesday,
As the numbered migrants fleein their
Nation's calamaties has risen now.
The first migrant camp for the Venezuelans
In Colombia's capital sparked a protest
From residents, that said they feared their
New neighbors'd bring crime, disease—the
Latest hinted escalatin' tensions thru
Out the region over the Venezuela
Crisis. "They want to ruin our commun'ties!"
A man cried out from his balcony that there
Overlooked the tent field, & he switched to
English, ha…

Epistle on Why Online Whorefilms Make Us Film & Show Hotness Needless & Meaningless & Unhelpful & Oldenish

Hello, dear Disney, CBS, Comcast, WarnerSony, & Viacom, Fakeness Lords & Wealth Whores,

Why yall put hot folks in films? In truth, it mean little, when most folk now can go on the Webs and pull 'em up as much whoredom as they want. Maybe, maybe, how you's thinkin''s that many folks don't go on them web spots to do so, or that if they did, they'd be too ashamed. However, how you could care? You could even go on the whorefilm making business—why not? From where, truly, it come this againstlustness among yall filmmakers & showrunners? I wanna know. Most folks ain't godly now to bother—nobody ever was, it was all token godliness, for a long time, from christendom's start. Indeed, many Romans they took 'em years to go into christ belief, & nevermind how many folks's kept witchcraft & things like that going, nor how most folks don't care beyond the Muslims. The Muslims? But they wed four women by law, when they can. Hellooooo…

Follow-Up — On the Okinawa Song

Hello again, dear Haiku Society of America, & Poetry Foundation,

First, I hope you, Poetry Foundation, read you this here, that i wrote the Haiku Society of America here, there me talking 'bout the true Haiku & the speech timing knowledge. Now, i wanna quickly go over the Okinawa Song, that's grounded on the same (see Ryūka - Wikipedia & The Four Seasons in Okinawan Ryuka Poetry...). It's,
eight // eight /// eight // six and with the line-end lengthening, better reckoned overall as thirytwotimed, not thirtytimed.
eightu u u u u u u u — u u u u u u  u u u u u u —— — u u u u u u u u — —— — — u uu u — — —— — — —u u — u u u u— u u — —u u u — — uu — — u u u u u u u — u u u u — u u u u u u u u u — uu — u u u u u sixu u u u u u— u u u uu u u u —— — u uu u — —— — —u — u u uu u — u u— u u —u u u — uu — u u uu u u u — I like me it, when Okinawa's a rather warm weather side, yet took over by northerners weather-wise, & colder, the Japan folk. The same is true for u…

Epistle on My Learnings for Making Us True Haikus

Hello, dear Haiku Society of America,

What's truly asking us the haiku? I'd say, to know us what the Romans & Greeks by heart, but also some Hindus & Arabs, & maybe who-know-who others—to weigh us the word-bit. From thence, we can call us some heavy or twotimed, another short, or onetimed; '-time-' since the Romans & Greeks said so, 'tempus' & 'hronos'; on the other hand, i don't know at all from whence the new 'mora' word came, since that wasn't meant like that (see, Charlton T. Lewis, Charles Short, A Latin Dictionary, mŏra & tempus, only 'tempus' got to do with reckoning & song.) Now, they say Japan folk call 'em them 'on', but i feel me great shame to make us the 'haiku' about Japan, & not some wonderful handsomeness alone, now; how any land can make itself a song kind? Song is free; it hasn't got it no owner.

Now, the English speaker can hardly get 'em the meaning, …

SOMUOT RO:MƏN BLA:SƏM GADƏRƏN

— u u / — u u / — (//) u(//)u — (//) u u — / u u — / — DƏ TUENTIFORTAIMD LAIN FOR ƏRΘ

Mai so:l it z e:kən for maiti sa:ŋ from so:l depθ,
an so hi:r it z me:kən dis sa:ŋ for modər ƏRΘ nau,
dat z so sik nau stil uen ui ki:p in də otər filθ.
o modər, o main, o lisən an tu mi, darlən ga:d!
ai iz for iu o:nli an a:lso ior helθinis i:bən
a:səm me:bi, if ui opraitər hapi uərk nau.
dis nau iz mai anθəm, an a:lso iorz tu, dir ga:d,
o ƏRΘ, uer plants a:l z komən aut, i:bən, hapi ta:l tri:.
let dis mai rekənən* glad tu iu, nau ebriba:ti,
uen mərθ haz tuaind uiθ də, an a:səm, gri:nnis əlaib stil,
so laik dis ui kən betər os θiŋz, dis uərld stra:itən 
toərd gudnis graundid an a:n maind an ker for tru:θ!

*'reckoning', as in the songfeet, the reckoned time, or, backbuilt romangreek, rhythm.

TUAISPAUNDID LAINZ FOR MAILDME:KƏN


Bles dis ar a:lhapi hart, o dir MAILDME:KƏN, gre:t ga:d,
an blesən os, tu, dis sa:ŋ for iu; gre:tnis an a:l gud
iu iz otərli, ui kən se uiθ praid from ar insaid,
ar ba:təmmo:st hart, uer …

Epistle on the True & Proudly Folksiest English Speech-Law

Hello, dear Chomsky, Merriam-Webster, & Chicago Manual of Style,

Whereas it'll maybe seem like our tongue has been one thing for a long time, us, however, in thinking like that, we forget us the truth behind English—a wrote crossbreed with French & Latin. It is from that Latin that many "grammars" got 'em their laws many many year-hundreds ago, but to this day, the unknowing is such & the wish not to seem needy or folksy, that folks'll fathom 'em somehow the wrote word as being a true tongue—well, they's been so wrong, that it's laughsome, laughworthy, utterly laughing. In truth, the folksy & clean unfrenched & unlatined & unfakely shoved English has got itself all that's needed. We should truly be mindful that Romans & Greek always spoke to seem unmarked, never to seem marked nor too learned, beyond the groundish song & beats (needless to say, till Goths & Celts crossbred 'em their speech with their own law…

Epistle on Weather Clothes or How Clothes Should Be for Weather Not for Wealth-Tokening Nor for 'Work'

Hello, dear Climate Reality Project, TreeHugger, EPA, & UNFCCC,

In a heatbelt ('tropical'), sea-height land, hardly any clothes at all is alone right & good; outside the heatbelt, summer call for hardly any, winter for thickest layers; lastly, in the heatbelt highlands, the yearlong spring or winter call for some thick layers, needless to say, yearlong. If us however, in our long & europe-hearted silliness, we keep wearing us clothes not right for what we got us weather-wise, then what ground behaving we's ever gonna shift towards greenness, needless to say, when this itself this is or should be, the most ground-thing?

We can see us in the way two things—one, wealth/standing-tokening, 'status symbols', as this is what clothes wanna do us, and how us we turn us them into 'fetish', into worshiped things, so sillily, to make like we's something bigger or wealthier; the other, 'work', or what like to call us 'work', it being some…

Epistle Cursing the White "Hispanic"

Hello, dear White Hispanic,

You ain't a minority. Bye.

Fuck you,



note i's black & white, not white, thank god, so i think with wrath at this dumb word "hispanic", like native american hispanics also, or asian hispanics, or arab hispanics, etc. II another key word here is 'latino', 'latina', 'latinx', all that meaningless shit. further readingWhite Hispanic and Latino Americans - Wikipedia

Migrant Caravan — NBC/AP News as Mini-Epic

pastiching me—
Migrant caravan embarks on 'route of death' through Mexico Thousands of wary Central American migrants resumed their push through Mexico, a day after arguments saw some travelers splinter from the main caravan.songfoot x x / x x / x x / x x / x — / — (this was hurried, so there's some slackening here there) note i do back the newcomers, as long as they ain't bringin here their youngest children, that shouldn't be goin' thru that.
here is the whole thing read/sung thru,


Thousands of wary Central 'Mer'can migrants
resumed their push toward the States United on Sunday, a day after arguments th' path over  ahead saw some trav'lers splinter away from  the main caravan, which ent'rin a treach'rous       part of its journey thru Mexico.

The majority, the roughly four thousand  migrants, is now headed along what some called  the "route of death" toward Cordoba town in  the Veracruz state, which is hundred twenty  four miles up the ro…

NEKST BLA:SƏM GADƏRƏN

ANΘƏM TƏ DƏ LAST UET MONΘuondərfəl last monθ so uet,
ui du lob os it les re:n,
ior pis in də hebənz ne:m,
o iu uindz uaid dat do:n fret,
os ui lob iu, ua:c iu met
uiθ klaudz az de go far si:n
ful ə suc mait ua:tər sti:m
baut tə fa:l an fi:d di ərθ—
dis tru:li z ar marʃ, ar uərθ,
     hau iu nau kom bifor uintərz dri:m.

songfoot x x / x x / x x / — ... x / — 
DƏ ƏRΘ Z AKSƏN OS FOR STETI MAINDui must—ar ərθ tə hi:l—os ki:p os maind
dan eniba:ti elsiz stra:ngər, ies,
sins it iz betər eniue tə ges,
an ərli du, dan a:n os ə fair uaind.
mai hart indi:d hi iz uiθ a:l bihaind
dat ri:d em buks ni:dər in rest
de kan at a:l—ies, uiθ em ai am, bles
an nau der so:l θru gri:nist i:bən lain.
ai ho:p derfor dat ui kən a:l az uon
dis θiŋ den help os it mor uel
bo:θ nau ar maind an hart an a:l də uərld,
θru i:c gri:nər θiŋ an də na:liɟ, son,
mu:n an ebriθən at ar hand tə sel
os noθən biia:n a:l fair insaid suərld.

songfoot 'sonnet' x x / x x / x x / x x / x —
KƏRSIZ A:N DƏ ZAIƏN ΘIŊkərs iu, kərs iu, i:bəl an uepən uərs