Epistle on the Need for English "Chemistry"

Hello, dear American Chemical Society,

We must make up new words for "chemistry", mostly going with mandarin. Why? Well, chemistry is the greatest truth needful too as much in biology as in geology, or rather, in life-lore, & earth-lore, or rather, most of our knowledge. In truth, as you all may know well already, if America's folk'd know better all of it or most, it woulda got sooner enough of a grasp of weather shift, or, "climate change". Now, I will take it on me to make this up, & you being not dumb english speech-law-givers, but folk wishing for swift meaning, should be glad with this, not at all bewildered, but if you is, i would understand. Soon enough, if you'll read thru, & see how mandarin and others has done better in making up their own words, you'll get how needful & maybe by me to be well done all this.

Let's start with the beginning*, "chemistry",
> shift-learning (Thrown in -ness(-es) whenever needed…


ui most luk at dem so a:fəl saits ob θaən sadli mor
in d o:ld land ob gud saibiriə uer də ga:dz spend hapi mondz
in səmər tə ʃon uot z soltri—bot it z lu:zən ebri de
its uait sno an stedi uintərz for ə ʃiftid bai də man
uedər nau an stil də saro z ʃoən in fro:z le:tli tir,
bot if ui kən luk an ərnist faind os inər gud inof,
ui l təgedər frendli si:k os gri:nər su:n an ərli di:d
or i:bən le:tli bot ue:ti in a:l də uərld uon an a:l.
o gre:t uərldfo:k, du go lisnən tu də uaizər tru:θ an a:l
ʃal bi su:nər si:n mor dan də fərst buk karbd in maiti sto:n!

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Epistle on the Truer Slav

Hello, dear Moscow State University,

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Carta sobre el más verdadero español

Hola, querida Real Academia Española,

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lez sta:p də uedərʃift uon a:l
na:t fok os ar taim uiθ də ua:l!
ui a:l kən bi də ni:did mait
in dis gud de:li gri:nist fait,
bot ebriuon ni:də ue:k su:n,
so dat de si o:nli bilt ru:m
a:l don əgen for suift bosiz əl du,
     i:bən mor if ui ontar darknis gru.

bot if fo:ks kanna:t i:bən ʃed
klo:dz na:t bila:ŋiŋ hir, les ued
demsel tə sili to:kənz nau
nor li:b əlo:n də harmlis kau,
uot ebər den ui z ebər gon 
du uel at o:l or get os i:bən uon?
uot ui most du iz θro əue 
     ebri uelθmark an ʃo a:l də gud ue.


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